He says we'll blunt the knives! ♪ Blunt the knives, bend the forks, ♪ Smash the bottles and burn the corks, ♪ Chip the glasses and crack the plates, ♪ That's what Bilbo Baggins hates! ♪ Cut the cloth and tread on the fat, ♪ Leave the bones on the bedroom-mat, ♪ Pour the milk on the pantry-floor, ♪ Splash the wine on every door, ♪ Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl, ♪ Pound them up with a thumping pole, ♪ When you've finished, if any are whole, ♪ Send them down the hall to roll!
(SlNGlNG) ♪ Blunt the knives, bend the forks ♪ ♪ Smash the bottles and bum the corks ♪ ♪ Chip the glasses and crack the plates ♪ ♪ That's what Bilbo Baggins hates ♪ ♪ Cut the cloth, tread on the fat ♪ ♪ Leave the bones on the bedroom mat ♪ ♪ Pour the milk on the pantry floor ♪ ♪ Splash the wine on every door ♪ ♪ Dump the crooks in a boiling bowl ♪ ♪ Pound them up with a thumping pole ♪ ♪ When you're finished, if they are whole ♪ ♪ Send them down the hall to roll ♪